what have I been up to…
.. I’ve had a birthday, I’ve been away, I’ve had my hair cut. Its bee a busy time but I’m halfway through two funnies, a deep and meaningful and an tome on the nature of love.
well then.. that stunned you all into silence didn’t it!
I have had my teeth done. The broken teeth are mended, my fillings repaired and I am now re-discovering the joys of seeded bread…
I wasn’t paying attention last time I bought my hair dye.. instead of Rich Auburn I bought Watermelon Red..
I’m having to tell people I dyed it for Red Nose Day..
*sigh* all this self editing is getting me down.. that’ll teach me for giving out the link to this blog to people in my real life..
I keep thinking about things I want to blog or work through and then I remember who might be reading etc. etc. and trust me, you are missing out on some hilarious stuff.. really really funny..
I’ve been thinking recently about deleting.. but I’m now thinking about password protecting..
Which doesn’t mean I’m going to be selective about who I give it to.. Frankly anyone can have it as long as they don’t know me in real life..
Decisions, decisions.. input welcome btw..
I’ve been to the dentist.
It took a long time and I can tell you that words no one wants to hear when they are in the dentist chair include “ooo, I can’t seem to stop the bleeding”.
I am now drinking tea through a straw.
I don’t think one of our neighbours likes us.
She always seems to look at the puplet and the doglet in horror but then again she always seems to see them when they have just been for a walk and are filthy.
She often gives me dirty looks and gets very snooty about my car being parked outside my actual own house as it lowers the value of her mercedes or house or the whole borough or something.
I am also fairly certain she was the one who complained about our gnomes to the neighbourhood conservation area committee.
Anyway, last night I was standing outside my house having a cigarette and as it was cold I had a hot water bottle up my jumper.
Unfortunately this, in the dark, from the side gave the impression of me being a bit pregnant. Something I only realised as she, our snooty neighbour, walked past shaking her head and tutting.
Unfortunately I realised far too late to correct her erronious impression of me as a completely unfit mother to be.
Oh well, that’s me on the agenda for the next meeting then.
